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Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Cottage in the Snow? Yes Please.

In a headline grabbing admission singer George Michael had admitted he is addicted to prescription drugs to the 2% of the worlds population who hadn't already guessed.

George, who can frequently be found slumped in his car babbling and popping pills has decided to release his "shock admission" on the eve of a world tour.

"I'm not ashamed, " he commented defiantly, "I'm incorporating my drug taking into the stage show."

George has recently grabbed headlines by grabbing male organs in toilets, leading to speculation that he may actually be gay. George, however, has refused to confirm this speculation, stating that he is saving that one for the next tour.

His long term male partner, who also may be gay, refused to comment.

Elton John, a lifelong friend of George, married to partner David Furnish, commented, "He's a big drug-taking cottaging queen, the only way he can grab headlines now is to go straight and marry Geri Haliwell."

George is said to be considering his friends suggestion.

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