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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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Shocked diners in London today discovered that the carefully prepared meal in front of them was in fact another diner's severed penis.

The starving customer, unable to wait another second to eat, had entered the empty kitchen and lightly saute'd his private parts in a blackberry and lamb coulis with a hint of mint.

One diner, who wished to remain anonymous, stated," It was like a sheek kebab, only it didn't taste like shit"

A spokesman for the trendy London restaurant at the centre of today's shocking revelations commented "Someone mentioned that a big dick was frying in the kitchen, but we just thought that Jamie Oliver had popped in to try out one of his new recipes."

The restaurants owner declined to comment on rumours that the newly created penis recipe will be added to the menu due to its popularity last night as "Pasta Pennis" or possibly "Unspotted Dick".

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