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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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"Sometimes we played footsies, but that was about it." - Minogue

Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

Kylie Minogue has today revealed why. "Look I'm not gonna beat around the bush here... The reason he isn't writing about our sex life is... we didn't really have one.

According to Kylie they had an amazing time together, going out, being seen, being photographed. "We were Jason and Kylie, Kylie and Jason. Never one without the other. We recorded a wonderful song together, we made beautiful music together."

But, when it came to their sex life, she likened it to the show the two starred in at the time, when she revealed, "In bed, we were just Neighbours."

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