Young chicks, old chicks and past their sell-by-date chicks flocked to the Royal Albert Hall, yesterday, for a special concert given by sexy Britney and the Three Tenas '.
There wasn't a damp gusset in the house, as the spectacular Tenas began their tribute to womanhood.
'Baby Tena' started the proceedings with a small, lightly padded number that appealed to the younger ladies in the audience.
Not to be outdone, 'Sporty Tena' then sprung into an energetic routine, holding the audience spell-bound as they looked for the all-important signs of panty-leakage.
But 'Posh Tena's' performance was the most absorbing, as she brought proceedings to a climax, with a gusset-wrenching display of bladder absorbing proportions.
And so, after a totally gripping and absorbing evening of comfort and one-liners, Britney and the Three Tenas bid a tearful, but not moist,-farewell.