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Friday, 23 February 2007

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John Reid, yesterday

John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.

"I would not advise anyone to do this without the proper training. Killing people this quickly and effectively takes a certain sort of resolve" he said. Reid has also armed himself with knives and grenades for his venture of vigilantism into Britain's streets.

Reid, issuing his own proclamation said "Did I pass five new pieces of anti-civil rights legislation, or only four? In all this excitement, I forget. So you have to ask yourself this question; do you feel rather worried about the encroachment on your personal freedoms, punk?"

Reid's death count currently exceeds for hundred people, three of whom were sat at the Cabinet table.

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