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Monday, 29 January 2007

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Transfer Targets for Danni

No sooner has the 'Liver Turd', so called model Danielle LLoyd, left the house to collect several bin bags of belongings deposited at the studio by 'Premiership Peter Pan' Teddy Sherringham, than she has started a new man hunt.

Lloyd is thought to have been casting her eye around various premiership stars with a view to establishing a new home by the end of the week.

William Hill has offered favourable odds on her making a move on lanky Liverpool striker Peter Crouch before the tansfer window closes at the end of the month.

PR guru Manx Clipboard stated that he would advise Lloyd to concentrate her efforts on some of the foreign players that are floating around in an effort to turn the tables on popular belief that Doggy Danni is a thick racist bimbo.

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