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Saturday, 27 January 2007

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Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing a secret cash-for-honors email network used by the Prime Monster and his staff to conceal their whoring for the Bush Administration have stumbled on a covert porn matrix which ensured all Labour Party cash donors received sex favors compatible with their preferred personal perversions in the run up to ennoblement as life peers in the House of Lords.

The Downing Street brothel was raided last Friday and its very own Heidi Fleiss Blairette arrested in 6am bust before being taken to HMP Belmarsh for questioning.

Police sources say that the porno scam was infiltrated early in 2002 when the salesman who sold the IT system to Downing Street - conman Peter Foster, Cherie Blair's disastrous property portfolio broker who is currently in a Fiji slammer for his role in the island's recent military coup d'etat - was placed under surveillance after buying the second-hand equipment in a Merthyr Tydfil car boot sale from disgruntled former Mossad spooks.

The Met's forensic cryptographers have now unravelled a spine-chilling network of hookers, rent boys, pornographic virtual reality second world environements and the cocaine and Krug-fuelled bingefest that ensured everybody was kept happy as Labour's 2005 General Election coffers began to tumesce with all those solicited ££££££s.

The secret Downing Street communications scam was monitored eagerly for many months until the most gullible Blair apparatchick ever was recruited to run the office of Tony Blair's Friends and Relations on a whopping civil service salary of £125,000 per annum.

The blithely insouciant Ruth Turner then set about her business recruiting cold war era sex crime witnesses who had been suborned by George W Bush into perjury testimony about his criminal liaison with Blair crime cartels during the Thatcher years.

Until last Friday when the Met's Fraud Squad pulled the rug from under her feet and arrested her for being One Big Madam.

The Downing Street brothel has since been in a state of limbo as Fraud cops spin out the Blair misery in a studiously choreographed denounement that many think is due for one ginourmous bust in time for next week's Leo full moon.

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