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Saturday, 13 January 2007

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Britannia waives the rules...

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has reiterated his Administration's determination to suck up as much military kudos from Iraq as possible before Texan overlords in the Bush family are finally dragged off kicking and screaming into a padded cell facility ahead of facing treason charges and the inevitable electric chair.

"We are a nation of cheap 'n' cheerful mercenaries hired as backing vocals to the Republicans' clarion war-cry", he said.

"There's still plenty of crude in Iraq and a fistful of gallantry medals to be won defending our right to sing the chorus refrain from the Bushes' hymn sheet.

"To those who say we simply changed the goalposts to go to war by fiddling the Royal Assent I say just one thing:

"Rule Britannia, Britannia waives the rules; Britons ever ever ever shall be fools."

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