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Wednesday, 3 January 2007

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Unofficial mobile phone footage showing Kevin Federline performing a sex act on former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein has become the most downloaded file on video sharing site YouTube.

The grainy mobile phone footage allegedly shows Federline exchanging taunts and insults with S-Huss before performing an act known as erotic asphyxiation.

The Iraqi authorities fear the footage, released on the Internet hours after the alleged event, could contribute to a dramatic rise in sectarian tensions between Iraq's Sunni and Shia communities.

In a BBC interview, U.K. Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott called it "deplorable" and "totally unacceptable" that video clips of the act had surfaced on the Internet. J-Pres is doing fuck all while Prime Minister Tony Blair is on holiday.

"I think the manner was quite deplorable really," he spluttered. "I don't think one can endorse that in any way that, whatever your views about sexual peccadilloes," the portly politician wheezed as he walked away, humming Federline's latest single, PopoZao.

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