The C.I.A. suffered great embarrassment, when it was revealed that Osama Bin Laden and his forty top Al Qaida operatives had been starring in a top West End production of a traditional Christmas pantomime.
Chubby Brown, the co-star of the pantomime Ali Ba Ba and the forty thieves' explained how the terrorists tricked their way into the parts.
I couldn't believe how lucky I was when Bin Laden and his forty scruff-bags rolled up for the auditions.'
They told us that the theatre would save a fortune on costumes and make-up,' he added, and we fell for it!'
George W Bush was shocked at the news.
This is a perfect example of evil actors carrying out evil acting,' he stated.
'Especially that crude Limey, Chubby Brown ! '