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Monday, 20 November 2006

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Hears voices coming through the walls of his bedroom

Christopher Crosstopher, aged 6, from Reading Berks has the Psychic world in a spin over claims that he hears "voices" in the middle of the night.

The young lad has told top spirit investigators that just recently he has heard what he describes as voices, coming through the walls of his bedroom.

His mum Doreen (34) told us:

"It's so weird really. There's never been any history of spooky stuff in the family at all. I can't think what it is. I've even asked the new people who have just moved in next door if they've heard anything.

I told them that the whole time their place was empty there were no mysterious voices at all. The bloke, Brian I think he said he was called, says he's as baffled as we are. He says that he hears no 'spooky voices' at all despite being up most of the night practising his impressionist act"

It's feared that young Christopher may have to be put in the loony-bin if he doesn't get a reality check soon.

"Well, we're as tolerant as the next parents, but he's beginning to freak out his little sister", sobbed a distressed Doreen.

We'd like to help this unfortunate family so if there are any top Psychics out there please get in touch with us as soon as possible.

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