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Friday, 21 November 2003

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Ha ha he can't take his beer.

President Bush drove yet another wedge between himself and the British population by drinkning non-alcholic lager in a northeastern pub.

During his visit to Tony Blair's constituency of Sedgefield, the Blairs took him for a slap up feed at their local boozer. The president enjoyed leek and potato soup, followed by fish and chips, but the president fell foul of his guests by drinking a glass of Kaliber.

Landlord of the Dun Cow, Bob Pullpint was appalled.

"Is he trying to cast aspertions on the quality of my beer? If you are driving, have a soft drink, but don't expect any support from me if you drink that rubish."

The President who was also branded a "shandy drinkning girl" by the Mexicans in a recent state visit there is a know tea totaler.

Joe Average, a man we met in the pub said that him drinking alchol free beer was a slur on our national pastime of beer drinkning, he may as well of p*ssed on the union jack.

The Whitehouse later appologise for the slur saying that "cultural divides between countries even as close as England and America are possible, and anyway he needed something foul tasting to take away the taste of the terrible food."

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