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Monday, 3 March 2014

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New York - An emergency session of the UN has condemned the misery of occupation inflicted on the British public by members of the House of Stalin.

Security Council Resolution 9-11/666 cites Russian President Vladimir Putin's geriatric octogenarian aunt Elizardbirth 'Batty' Von Battenburg as the queen bee droning on and on in a turgid reign.

This morning Putin's evil vessels were seen messing - uh, massing! - around her vassals, schmoozing the courtly retinue with promises of cheap caviar and a new royal yacht for Baby Boy George.

'The UN utterly condemns this international crime hive,' the resolution declares 'and recommends Mrs George Bush Senior (to give her correct legal name) fucks off somewhere more inclined to her tastes.'

Images of a newly refurbished Chernobyl atomic reactor accompany the edict showing how a glitzy rococo makeover transform it to palatial grandeur.

The Duke and Duchess of Cameron could move in as early as next week.

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