Tony Blair ordered an immediate review of security at the Daily Mirror headquarters, following revelations that The Queen had been working undercover, as a journalist, for 2 months.
Elaborate checks made by M.I.5 and the Metropolitan Police failed to spot the Queen's fake references.
Whilst in the Daily Mirror building, her majesty had taken photos of the actual room in which the editor sits and also of the dining room where the newspaper staff eat their meals.
It is thought that the Queen even had access to computers that produced the Andy Capp' and The Perishers' comic strips.
Mr Blair was particularly concerned that other members of the royal family may carry out copycat' deceptions.
The royal family are completely out of control', added the Prime Minister.
It won't be long before they infiltrate a really important newspaper, like 'The Sun', he commented.