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Tuesday, 18 November 2003

Whilst the political experts have been hotly debating the whys and wherefore of the state visit of President Bush, the horticultural fraternity is in a tizz about what the best bush for Bush would be.

The plant enthusiasts are split into two camps, the first claim that the hard hitting, no prisoners taking president resembles a climbing rose. It is strong, has a sharp defence and soars higher than other plants.

The other side of the argument (which is the majority) claim that the plant for him is a bramble, invasive and crawling on its belly to smother all opposition to it.

The debate is still raging with no sign of a cease fire. If you have an alternative, please direct it to the website created for the debate:


www.nicebush.com

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