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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Wymott prison

Stuart Hall is settling in well among the "Beasts" at Wymott prison. The brilliant football commentator is in great demand as a free soccer expert during televised football. Hall, a great raconteur and astute MC for all events says he is as happy as can be expected in the circumstances.

An exemplary prisoner, he has expressed remorse for his crimes and is going on courses designed to help people with similar problems. Asked why he appeared to be going back to court to get more time added to his sentence, he said "I really can't remember, everything seems completely unreal, but I'm looking forward to the next bunch of convicted celebrities coming in.

"I don't do stand up comedy so I can't help out with the concerts, but several well known comedians may be joining us. Actually they'll probably split us up I suppose."

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