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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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'The bass.'

'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."'

A Vatican spokesperson.

'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofers. They have a frequency range of between 28 - 140 HZ. Perfect for bass frequencies.'

Pope Francis.

'We were kept up till about two in the morning. Just, "duff duff duff duff." I was ready to go over with a baseball bat. But when Pope Francis told me it was for Mandela, I had a change of heart.'

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