Scientists have made yet another shocking discovery. The mirror is a fake. People and wicked witches alike can often be found gawping at themselves in the invention that has now become to be known as mirror. Scientists have now deemed this past time a waste of time'. The complex structure of the mirror enables the likelihood of mistakes.
Scientist Bob claims what you see in the mirror is often not what the rest of the world sees' this could be good news for uglys, but scientist bob asserts no it really isn't good news because the chances are they are even uglier than at first thought'
The nation is now in crisis; the NHS is dispensing free paper bags although for a quicker bag made from silk trees with reduced risk of leaving a body part short- people are invited to go private.