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Wednesday, 22 May 2013

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Jarrod sees the funny side!

A newlywed groom woke up in hospital the day after his wedding to find both his legs had been amputated - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother.

Plumber Sydney Squat-Thrust chopped off his brother Jarrod's legs as he slept on his wedding night.

It was in retaliation to a joke five years ago when Sydney was on honeymoon and Jarrod covered his house in Clingfilm.

Jarrod explained, "I had a feeling Sydney might do something like this because of the Clingfilm stunt. At first I was horrified to lose my legs but then we both laughed and had to see the funny side of it."

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