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Thursday, 14 February 2013

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That Terrible Photo

Forget the economic ills of the country, put aside people being thrown out of their homes we have an immense Tragedy in our midst and can do nothing about it!

Photographs of our Kate, aka The Duchess of Camping, on the island of Mustique - whilst slumming it in a £19000 a week shack - have appeared in the foreign press!

Pregnant Kate and her husband William are currently second in the queue for massive State handouts and the ordeal of waiting is getting them both down. This means, Kate's saucy sister, Pippa can wave her ass wherever she wishes whilst Kate has to cover up. Or try to!

Royal etiquette has been badly shaken by the lens of a European camera. Kate cannot lie on a beach among her fellows without being photographed - it is shameful and those who complain of austerity or hospitals killing people need to get things in perspective.

This nation is under attack from the power of Evil.

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