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Sunday, 9 December 2012

Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow the man back into her life. And judging by the reaction she's getting from a large proportion of her female fans she seems to have made the right choice. Twitter was literally dripping like a gross simile we will not write in this piece, with compliments.

@Tweetybunny "Ri Ri and CB are meant to be!" (It rhymes so it must be true! LOL)

@Sexxxxgurl123 "It's like a Disney story!" (Only If Aladdin beat seven shades out of Jasmine for baring her midriff.)

@Slutparty404 "Chris can punch me any day!"

@BATTLcomedy "Show us yer tits!"

Granted the last Tweet was our response to the latest set of pictures which showed Rihanna and Chris relaxing in his dressing room. She was wearing a camouflaged onesie, probably so Chris couldn't find her if his beer got above 10degrees.

It's nice to see true love shining through; we would like to think that we would also be as forgiving to a man who made us look like a melted crash test dummy. However as we spent three years engaged in a systematic hate mail campaign against the guy who cut us up on the motorway, we sincerely doubt it.

Back and to the Left news would like to stress that Chris Brown is not a bad person and his representatives say anyone who thinks different, will get twatted.

Chris's new album "Down Bitch Down" will be released next year through No Respect Records.

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