UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, he of the croaky voice and bumbling appearance, has told The Spoof that he has a second job. By day he masquerades as a politician, but at night his alter-ego is known as Baldness Boy.
"I wanted to keep this side of my life a mystery. Ffion's the only one who knew about this, but Helloo! magazine's eight page spread of our house gave the game away."
Helloo! said that they had been given full access to the Hague's house and stumbled upon 'equipment which needed an explanation'. Mr. Hague then mumbled vaguely about "the need to keep this sort of thing quiet... Yes, I am Baldness Boy."
Magazine editor Mike Inkygussett told us, "It was only when we entered a side boudoir of the Hague's bedroom that we found clear indications of the Foreign Secretary's 'Super-Hero' status. It was the whips, a mask and handcuffs which brought the reality home."
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