Written by armfeetandtoe
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Sunday, 24 June 2012

image for Ed Millibond admits he made a "Boo Boo"
Oleg from Yugomungia eyes his new home

David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country.

"I should not have advertised my birthday party on Facebook. It was stupid of me my parents have grounded me for a month and made me pay for the damage with my pocket money. I did not realise how many people would turn up. Now we do not know where they are and it has ruined my year.

Asked what he intended to do about the illegal immigrants, Mr Millibond replied.

"There are many non-league football clubs out there that have few if any supporters. I will allow the immigrants to live in the grounds of theses football clubs which will help us with controlling their movements and give the clubs lots of support for home games. If this scheme works, it will be extended to premier league clubs like Manchester United and Arsenal, god knows they need them".

Make armfeetandtoe's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

2 6 14 8

Go to top