Written by j.w.
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Chipping Norton

Friday, 15 June 2012

image for Chipping Norton Orgy
An Exhausted CamCam

Our exclusive story resulting from a shocking statement from former Chipping Norton Butler, Ernest Sprong, will make feathers fly in the upper echelons of the Establishment.

He reveals wife swapping, sex with horses and mystic charms from the depths of depravity.

Our pictures on pages 3,4,8,9,12 & 13 bring all this shocking and shameful perversity to your breakfast table.

Yes! The Screws of the World returns with a bang that will revive the sinking fortunes of the once great Murdoch Empire.

Sprog's statement, sworn on oath, is uncomfortable reading but it must be read.

'I witnessed my mistress Becky Ward and her horse, thoroughbred CamCam, in unnatural congress as they cried "we are in this together".
Looking on were Becky's husband Charlie, who was feeling the legs of CamCam's filley SamSam. A local drug crazed witch was casting spells from an ancient copy of the Old Etonian Songbook.'

When we approached the perverts they claimed they did not remember any of the accusations. But we have emails confirming the Sprog statement which have been passed to the Police in which Becky sends a message to CamCam to CumCum!

Make j.w.'s day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

6 25 3 19

Go to top