A press release from Drowning street confirmed the overnight rumours about Prime-minister Cameron and deputy Prime-minister Clegg. Whilst on a visit to San Francisco, Gay capital of California, in 2008 they were in fact married in a civil service. The ex-public school boys first discovered their love for each when at an all male oil wrestling event in Brighton UK Christmas 2006.
The press release went on to say that Mrs Cameron is in fact an actress of Gypsy origin. She used to dance for the travelling fair whilst her father, ostensibly a pharmacist, sold bottles of Dr Good and generally did whatever he could. The source of her mothers income was not mentioned. Mrs Cameron was about to come to the end of her acting contract and had decided to return to her Gypsy life now that her, pretend, husband had put in place such wonderful facilities and programmes of understanding for travelling folk.
It was revealed that Mrs Clegg was born Bert Thumpwhistle a slaughterhouse man from Scunthorpe. The payment for posing as Mrs Clegg was the price of a private sex change operation and on going medical care.
In a move of startling honesty and clarity the deputy Prime-minister let it be known that in future he would like to be referred to as Mrs Nikki Cameron.
It was added that there was absolutely no truth in the rumour of introducing Spartan style compulsory pederasty at fee paying six form colleges.