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Thursday, 19 April 2012

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What day of the Week is it?

Theresa May has got her days in a muddle in a European Court bid by Abu Guitar over his deportation to Jordan.

May claims she has the date of May Day right because it is her birthday. 'Would I get that wrong?' she asked a puzzled House of Commons. Later she admitted she may have got her May Day wrong because the Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics are causing problems for her Diary.

David Cameron, now in talks with the European Court of Inhuman Right Wing, said the right wing in Europe was gaining strength and Theresa May should not be worried if Sir Humphrey had caused the mix up over which day of the week it was.

Tory backbench MP's discussing the latest letters from their pastie eating grannies have not come to May's aid. They point out that the whole problem has been caused by Sir Humphrey who has messed up things again in an effort to sabotage the lowering of the pensions for civil servants.

Everyone is concerned that Guitar is pulling all the strings with Humphrey blasting away on trumpet claiming he hasn't a clue.

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