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Wednesday, 4 April 2012

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The Michelin Man would love to nick a pair of these!

Emergency help man and person you need in an emergency, The Michelin Man (name changed for legal reasons) has set up his own business in the UK, exchanging tyres when you're not looking and he does it all for nothing.

All an innocent UK motorist has to do is ring up emergency services and ask for The Michelin Man when in a emergency (logical), he'll then fix the car and ask the unsuspecting motorist to go and get a cuppa. While the motorist is relaxing his nerves with a hot brew, the tyres on the car will be exchanged, replacing the good ones on the vehicle with the Michelin Man's bald ones (and he is actually bald BTW).

He was filmed on CCTV offering his excellent services and now has been hauled up in front of the judge (also bald without his wig) to explain his actions, here it is:

"I offer this superb service to unsuspecting motorists because I need the dosh and they don't even notice it, especially women!" (Well at least he was honest)

He was found guilty for both nicking people's tyres and sexual discrimination!

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