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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

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Bin The Bastards! - They're Neither Use Nor Ornament And They're Spending Our Money!

It's a story that transcends football, a story that transcends human decency, a story of such utter depravity and Machiavellian machinations that the tabloids daren't run it.

It's the story of a prominent London footballer's association with a six foot five inch tall homicidal illegal alien from New York - who is also a transvestite, a rapper, and a wife beating illegal alien, who is living in unbridled luxury with his illegal alien partner, at the expense of the British taxpayer.

This is the story that blows the lid off the welfare system, corruption in football, the inadequacies of Social Services, the hypocrisy of bleeding heart do-gooders, and the utterly inadequate judicial system which allows murderers to dwell in our midst - while we pay out our hard earned taxes to maintain a lifestyle of common criminality.

It reveals how people will go to any lengths to get what they want, how priveleged and talented individuals put their careers at risk by associating with low life elements, in order that their relatives can cheat the system - and the taxpayer.

Read how Politically Correct taxpayer funded British institutions give unwavering support to people who have no right to even be here, in order for them to harrass law abiding British citizens.

And their kids.

And WE pay the legal fees.

We pay people to support legal cases on behalf of illegal aliens, who happen to also be self confessed murderers, and after further investigation are revealed to be transvestites with a propensity for wife beating, drug taking, alcohol abuse, and a liking of the easy life.

All the time whilst living with a prominent footballer's sister (Who is also illegal) and claiming state benefits.

At this point, we here at Skoob Sports News will not reveal the identities of either the London based footballer, or the six foot five ex-con New York drug dealing transvestite, wife beater, child abuser and welfare cheat.

That comes next time.

More as we get it.

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