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Friday, 3 February 2012

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Huhne's Car Upset

Chris Huhne Energy and Climate Change Minister has resigned because he is 'shagged out' and is finding life getting too hot, despite the coldest spell of the year. Also Ex Wife Vicky Pryce has become too expensive after she sent in her bill for driving the Minister for many years.

However Vicky is also in trouble for exceeding the speed limits and she may have to deal with her own bill for expenses.

In a statement Nick Clegg announced that Huhne would be back when he had 'sorted out his personal problems', but political commentators have already written Huhne's obituary and consider the chances of him 'coming back to life' as Energy Minister should be put on the back burner.

Meanwhile David Cameron, distressed at the plight of Lib Dems having to resign for personal reasons, has decided to work hard at getting the Coalition 'back into the sunshine of public approval.'

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