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Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois.

What reason these people have for freeing the wanted Master is any body's guess but one theory indicates that they wanted some solid material from this whole disaster to draw upon and what better way to get it than kidnapping the liner's captain.

Among the people that have rescued the captain is a second cousin once removed of Miami Dolphins' quarterback Chuck Walstone. Other people with obscure connections to these miscreants include Jessica Alba, Prince Albert of Monaco, former mayor Ed Koch and popular celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

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