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Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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Time to drain the toxic pool

London - Investigators probing Saif 'As Houses' Al-Gaddafi's North London gaff said today they've found the sauce of a botulism outbreak.

Police frogmen paddled about in a London N2 pool used to cook up toxic crap retailing at £1.99 for 400ml at Insanesburys' Hampstead Garden Suburb branch.

The secret ingredients were then DNA tested and are said to resemble a bent local estate agent's 'missing' Ukranian mistress, thought to have been a fixer in the £10 million mansion's purchase.

Spooks had long suspected that the Mad Colonel's WMD program was never actually based in Libya after a 'pin the tail on the donkey' map was discovered at the MoD.

"He was cooking up biological weapons such as Momma Gaddafi's unspeakable Prawn Dhansak," Detective Superintendent Dave Knuckleduster told reporters today.

"We found traces of poison in the pool's plant room - including 'grow-your-own' belladonna hydroponics and magic mushroom growbags.

"Gawd knows how the stuff ended up on supermarket shelves."

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