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Monday, 7 November 2011

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Herbert Horlocks 85year-old WWII veteran had "his lights punched out" by a road-raging hoody!

An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place.

An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof before The Sun does) was driving his ancient Ford Anglia born in 1968 and only recently MOT'd with the original tyres, was turning right into the parking place when a black turbo GTI, silver-rimmed, fat tyred Golf, nearly crashed into the back of Herbert's Ford Anglia.

The driver of the GTI was a Hoody called Spencer Hothead, a well known "road rager" who absolutely hated anybody in front of him especially 85 year-old Ford Anglia drivers.

Hooded Spencer Hothead dodged around the Ford whilst entering the parking area, slammed on his brakes in front causing Herbert to eject his false teeth against the windscreen. Herbert stuck his middle finger up at the Hoody and he in return told Herbert to, "fuck off or I'll punch your fucking lights out!"

Herbert Horlocks is a WWII marine veteran and although he had reached the ripe old age of 85, wasn't scared of Spencer the Hoody. The story reached a climax when Herbert stepped out of his ancient Ford and approached Spencer telling him also to "fuck off". A raging Spencer replied and without ado punched Herbert's lights out, literally. He also kicked and shattered the headlamps of the Ford Anglia and then shot off to buy a pack of ciggies.

Herbert is recovering in hospital with a broken nose and fat lip and the Police asked if any of the thousand shoppers outside witnessed the incident, the answer was a silent NO!

The writer of this Spoof often asks himself why his uncles and fathers bravely fought and defeated the Germans?

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