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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

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Convicted murderer Derek Frazer has been granted permission by a High Court Judge to sue the prison service over a fundamental breach of his human rights. The right not to be locked up.

Legal papers lodged today state that the convicted murderer has spent 5 years of a 25 year sentence in a building with locks on all possible exists.

Liberal Democrat MP, Sarah Soft commented, "it is wrong to expect a human being convicted of a crime to have to spend time in a locked building".

In 2011, 75 prisoners successfully sued the prison service and are now being housed at the Holiday Inn Hotel.

News of this case comes just days after a convicted serial killer won the right to have access to a jacuzzi.

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