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Monday, 8 August 2011

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Rooney spanks City's bums and shows Balotelli who the real Enfant terriblé is!

It was the "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" yesterday at Wembley: The Good were Man United showing the footy world that Sir Alex, even at 70, has got his head screwed on as United run rings around Man City!

The Bad was Man City, a bunch of collective multi-millionaires, with no direction, no ideas and certainly no "Balls" to even match Man United's flowing attacking football; what a waste of 360 million, you could feed Somalia with that amount for a couple of years!

The Ugly, was spoilt Italian baby, Balotelli, what a Tosser! Man City should send the spoilt, wannabee Enfant Terriblé, back to his mama for a good spanking.

United have lost some legends, but they are certainly turning their attentions to their superb youth system and maybe a certain Dutch superstar to add a bit of sophistication to Sir Alex's rampaging "Dream-Team"!

City are a sad bunch, maybe their Arabian owner should have spent some of his 360 million on Sir Alex, but then again, he would never move to a bunch of "noisy neighbours"!

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