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Friday, 27 May 2011

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Lionel Messi's cock

Reports are coming out of the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona that tiny footballer Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock.

The Argentinian struts his stuff in Spain and is acclaimed for his dribbling and ball control.

He is also a clinical finisher who can score with either foot and from every angle.

Messi, although only 5ft 7", is surprisingly robust for a little man and is virtually impossible to knock off the ball.

He is sometimes criticised as a skilled diver who often goes down in the box.

Messi is adept at quick one twos and can slip through the tightest of defences.

The scorer's amazing stamina enables him to last the whole 90 minutes and into extra time if needed.

Lionel is very proud of his enormous cock and has entered it into competitions all over Spain.

Messi has turned down big offers for the cock and plans to feed it to his teammates if they win the Champions League Final.

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