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Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Saha, the 32 yr. old Everton striker, is working hard in rehab. to get back to full match fitness.

Saha scored 10 goals in 27 appearances and seemed to have 'sported' as main hair-colours and hair-styles, to the amusement of the crowds.

He was asked if ,during rehab. (in which he has time to 'grow' his hair again if he so wishes), he is planning on surprising fans with yet another hair-style, hair-colour or both.

The French International answered, with the wink of an eye,

"You'll just have to wait and see mes amis."

He has taken to wearing a woollen hat whenever out in public so as to keep everyone guessing.

Bookies are taking bets on style, colour(s) and length of Saha's hair on his return.

This could be a lucrative time for bookies.

No word yet on if any one of them is offering odds on a 'shaven head'.

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