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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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Burning of Torres shirts, causes a red 'defensive' smoke screen!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and issued the following statement;

    "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, suffered the fiercest cold Winter and were battle fatigued. There have been desertions, but to keep up morale and to stay warm Torres shirts were burned in the Streets. Anfieldgrad is beautiful! Anfieldgrad will be saved as it is beautiful! Anfieldgrad is beautiful and will not be surrendered and pulled down!"


The red 'defensive' smoke screen created by the burning of Torres shirts, has been instrumental in bolstering the defences at 'Anfieldgrad' and allowing offensive attacking options. The red 'offensive' smoke screen created by the burning of Torres shirts, has has allowed some vital hits on target against the opposing formations!!

'Anfieldgrad', the heroic six long month 'simmering' siege has been a tale of a beleagured 6th Army, cracking in defence, with of battle fatigue! However, the singing of the Scouse Anthem; You'll Never Walk Alone Down the M62 Von Hodgson, You'll Never Walk Alone to Stamford Bridge Fernando Torres, have rallied the faithful, otherwise 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool, would have been no more!

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