There was a shocked silence amongst the sporting community, when it was announced that the Olympic games were to be discontinued because they are too racist.
The European Court Of Human Rights decided that the event took away the human rights of the athletes because they forced them to take part in race competitions.
These events are clearly racist and we will not allow them to continue in their present format' said a politically correct, non-male spokesperson.
We have put forward suitable alternative events to replace the races'.
- Gay and lesbian rights workshops
- Whale awareness competitions
- Ageism acceptance quizzes
- Spot the drugs competitions
We clearly need to educate sportspeople that any event that produces winners and losers is no longer acceptable.'
We are all winners in the new politically correct world'.