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Topics: Cricket, Australia, Ashes

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

In fact they are crying so much there's talk of floods in Queensland! Yes, the mighty Australians are set to hand over the little earn after England delivered them an outback whipping. Gone are jokes such as:

'What does "Ashes" stand for? Another Sad Horrific English Series'

Now the jokes are:

'What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Australian innings.'

The Australian press are demanding heads roll, but in private they all agree their batsmen probably couldn't hit those either. The English press all said 'It's not fair to blame Ponting alone and he should stay,' in order to give other nations a chance to spank them also.

This series has shown the Australians are to world cricket what the North Koreans are to international diplomacy - not very good!

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