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Thursday, 30 December 2010

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Close Up of Chia Roots on Biden's Head and Penis Alleged to be Brett Farve's!

The NFL announced the vindication of Brett Farve after pictures of his alleged penis, sent via text messages to a former NY Jets sideline reporter 2 years ago when Farve played there, were found to be part of a gigantic hoax originating somewhere in California.

After an in depth agricultural and botanical study at the University of Southern California, Berkley, technicians were able to identify the offending member as a growth of the indigenous Chia plant which grows rampant in several areas of the state.

The multi-purpose plant provides sustainable energy when ingested, has many medicinal usages and is more popularly known for the quirky Chia Plants given to brainless people by even dumber relatives on Holiday Occasions.

The seeds will sprout and grow profusely on anything they're introduced to, and only require a bit of water and some sunlight to quickly cover it's new habitat.

Chias recovered some of their lost popularity when the Democratic National Committee sent out hundreds of thousands
of little Obama Plastic Heads, and a smattering of seeds. Within days fans of the president had their own Afro Haired personal gift from Barry as a token of his appreciation for the 2008 Presidential Vote.

The final conclusion was that the offending penis was actually a life like 8" dildo, with a quite healthy growth of Chia Fuzz on the scrotum, ball sack to you football fans, and was probably meant as a joke.

The NFL says they are now expanding their investigation to California, and more specifically the Oakland Raiders, who are known in the league to have a wry sense of humour as well as a distain for any NFL rules concerning political correctness.

As a side note, Washington Watchers have commented recently on VP Joe Biden's new look, as his transplants seem to be filling in, although as one wag said, 'they're looking a little green around the roots."

More as we hair about it.

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