SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions.
But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" he stepped way beyond the line since he had an alleged affair with the wife of one of his ex-team members.
Parker who will soon be divorced from Eva Longoria (drop the) Parker, one of the sexiest, hottest looking women around apparently hit his cabeza (head) on the court floor way too many times going in for a lay up.
His sense of reasoning was somehow lost during his trips to Europe where he and his delicious wife drifted romantically aboard multi-million dollar yachts, ate in the world's finest restaurants, and stayed in the most exquisitely luxurious hotels in the entire world.
Parker recently signed a four year, $50 million contract extension...so what more did the spoiled little brat want? Eva to hand-feed him chitlin's and ham hocks on a slab of wine-drenched ribs?
Fellow teammate Matt "The Red Rocket" Bonner said that Parker must have eaten some croissants laden with unappreciative ingredients.
Former teammate Bruce "Mr. Defense" Bowen simply said that Tony is basically just a little boy walking around in a big boys body. Bowen added that Tony thinks that just because he lived in France means that he can walk around and call himself a Frenchman.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Tony "WienieBoy" Parker was born in Belgium but he lived in France. His father is black and his mother is French, so Tony figures that he must be French, but one can tell by simply looking at him, that he looks about as French as Mike Tyson looks Swedish.]
Tim Duncan, who is one of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA, said that Tony did not even 'upgrade' in his extra-marital affair. Duncan who is known as one of the quietest players in all of sports remarked that Tony already had a "Cougar" since he is only 28 and Eva is 35.
But when he began sending and receiving romantic test messages to and from Erin Barry, wife of Brent Barry, Tony boy downgraded to a 37-year-old cougar, and one who is not even in the same league as Eva.
Manu Ginobili, one of the most popular Spurs of all time, confessed that he is so mad at Tony that he told Charles "The Round Mound of Rebound" Barkely that he will not pass phony Tony the ball during the Spurs games.
Ginobili said, "I think dat I will just shoot dee damn ball myself because I do not feel right passing dee ball off to a guy who messes around with dee wife of his fellow teammates. Plus I need dee points to impress Coach Pop (Popovich) so that I can remain in dee starting lineup and do not end up coming off dee damn mother effen bench like I did last year dammit!"
Richard Jefferson, another Spurs player, pointed out that he cannot understand how Tony "The Baloney" Parker could cheat on a woman as gorgeously sexy as Eva. He said that he could see him cheating on her if she looked like Nancy Pelosi, Ann Coulter, or even that has been Madonna, but Eva "The Perfect Ass" Longoria?...no way To-nay.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili have both talked privately to Tony and they have informed him in no uncertain terms that if they ever catch him anywhere near Amy {Duncan} or Marianela {Ginobili} that they will both get together and kick his black cheatin' ass all the way back to France and they do not give a flying eff what Coach Popovich thinks about it.]
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