A self described "psychic concierge" name Madam Zorba, claims that Yankee skipper Joe Girardi has hired her to channel the spirit of Billy Martin.
"Normally, I don't discuss the work I do for clients, but I'm a Red Sox fan, so in this case I'll make an exception. " She claims.
"About a month ago, Girardi came to me complaining that the spirit of George Steinbrenner was haunting him, that he keeps seeing apparitions and hearing ghostly whispering in 'The Boss's' voice telling him 'You were hired to lead the team a championship, not to come in second, Joe'"
"Joe is terrified of not winning it all" Continued Madam Zorba. "If his team fails to win it all this year, he can't stand the prospect of facing the specter he feels that only Billy can protect him from the Dark Forces from The Other Side."