RUTHERFORD, NJ - The sporting world was shocked when it learned that men in the Jets' locker room were behaving like men in a locker room. Mexican Reporter, Mona Lott was ogled and flirted with by testosterone-filled burley athletes, while she flaunted her feminine wares to the drooling meat-puppets.
The Jets' defensive backs coach Dick Head, allegedly intentionally overthrew passes that landed near Lott on the sideline so the defensive backs could get closer to the busty beauty. The Post also reported that linebacker Buster Hymen volunteered to join the defensive backs. Players also reportedly made sexually suggestive comments in the locker room after practice ... In a statement released by the Jets' owner, Woody Johnson stressed to Lott that "he expects all members' members of the Jets organization to conduct themselves in a professional manner at all times."
"I die of embarrassment!" Lott wrote in Spanish on her Twitter account. "I am in locker room of the Jets waiting for Jack Goff while trying not to look to anywhere! There were Johnsons, Woodies, Dicks and Rods everywhere!"