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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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After getting one suit thrown out of court, porn star Devon James is still trying to get money from Tiger Woods, even though DNA evidence has cleared Tiger once.

She has filed new court documents asking another judge to force Tiger to submit DNA evidence that she says will prove that Tiger is the father of her nine-year-old, August Tiger James.

So far, no other judge wants to be involved in this thing.

But now James is claiming that the test was flawed. Also, she's now saying that Tiger's golf buddies were with him and should have to come to court.

Of course, she would rather the whole thing be settled out of court.

According to one tabloid, she's even been wearing a shirt that says "Tiger's Baby's Mother" on it.

Yesterday, according the 'The National Truth Detector', James admitted that the kid could belong to another golfer, John Daley.

According to the article, when asked if the child was his, Daly gave them a definite, "I don't know! What does she look like?".

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