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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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One of these soccer players is gay. (HINT: He wears #24).

BERLIN - Michael Becker, who is the manager of the German National Team Captain Michael Ballack, has stated that the reason that Germany lost to Spain is because of the gay players on the German team.

Becker said that the German gays spend too much time worrying about their hair, shirts, shorts, shoes, and lipstick, and not enough time about kicking the damn friggin ball through the net.

He went on to say that the Spaniards have no gay players on their team and that is why they won the FIFA World Cup Championship beating the Netherlands 1-0.

Becker angrily said that if Germany does not get rid of its gay players and get rid of them soon, the team will get to the point where a soccer team from the tiny African country of Lower Zambola will kick their arse's 4-0.

Michael Ballack was asked if he agreed with Becker's statement.

"Well...personally I think that Lower Zambola could end up beating us 5-0 meself."

He then said that he is not against gays, although he does think that most German transvestites look kind of silly as most are over 6 feet 2 inches tall and have bodies that look like California redwood trees.

Ballack said that personally he does not care if someone wants to be gay, or bisexual, transgender, transsexual, bigender, or semi transgay, just as long as they do not try and give him an erotic hug, a sensuous kiss, or try and play with his 7-inch wiener.

SIDENOTE: The German government plans on conducting an extensive investigation into the allegations that Germany lost to Spain because of the gay players. If the facts do show this to be the case then the German government will have no recourse but to arrest the gay players, give them a fair trail, and then incarcerate them in Berlin's Sashay Swish Swish Prison, which is the only gay prison in the entire country.

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