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Thursday, 8 July 2010

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His liver alone weighed 4lbs!

Disturbing news today from the Tour De france implicates Stage 5 winner Mark Cavendish. After winning the stage in a superb sprint finish, he was unable to provide a sample to the World Anti Doping Agency for testing.

Closer inspection revealed that Cavendish had had all his internal organs removed as a weight saving exercise.

A spokesman stated that even though this was not illegal, he would strongly dissuade other riders from adopting this new trend.

"The danger of this practice cannot be stressed enough. Using a hoover to remove organs via the anal passage poses many risks, as well as voiding the warranty"

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