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Friday, 7 May 2010

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Sylvia Muchasgracias, a member of Mexico's professional Womens' Burro Basketball League.

CUERNAVACA, Mexico - Pablo Paco Pedro Papasfritas, spokesperson for Noki Jerseys, a Mexican subsidiary of Nike Stuff, has said that since Arizona passed their 'dumb ass' immigration quota mandate, sales of the NBA Phoenix Suns' "Los Suns" jerseys have gone through the hacienda roof.

Papasfritas said that the publicity from the recent Phoenix Suns - San Antonio Spurs game, in which all of the Suns players wore the "Los Suns" jerseys has been positively outstanding.

He went on to add that the "Los Suns" basketball shirts are even outselling the shirts of Salma Hayek, George Lopez, Pancho Villa, Ricky Ricardo, and even the stunningly sexy chula baby Eva Longoria-Parker.

Papasfritas said that the demand has gotten so tremendous that they are having to outsource some of the sewing jobs to East Los Angeles, El Paso, Denver, and Laredo.

P.P.P. Papasfritas has gone on record as saying that he would like for some of the illegal aliens who are presently in the United States to come on back down to Mexico and he will hire them on the spot.

He added that she will start them at $10 an hour and provide medical and dental insurance, two weeks paid vacation, and all of the Carta Blanca, Corona, Dos Equis, and Superior Beer they can drink.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Papasfritas stated that he would like to work out some kind of prisoner exchange with Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. Papasfritas said that he would be willing to trade one American College student prisoner for ten illegal aliens in Arpaio's jail.

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