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Monday, 8 February 2010

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Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl.

"They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!"

Sounds like the Colt's got out-coached.

Who was it that pulled his key players when they were undefeated, 14-0, at half time while they were winning?

Who used a zone defense the whole game even though Drew Brees was completing over 30 passes, many of them to players standing all alone?

Who gave away a possible perfect season including the Super Bowl?

"Well, it certainly wasn't ME!", stated Caldwell. "Maybe you should talk to Manning who sat on his ass during all but a few minutes during the whole second quarter while Brees was making all those passes in our Unpenetratable Zone?"

"They cheated us is what they did. That second half kickoff was supposed to be to US!"

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