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Sunday, 3 January 2010

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Leeds Utd kick the shit out of their multi-millionaire counterparts and deserve their win!!

Sir Alex Ferguson was inconsolable as he burst out of Old Trafford in a rage after losing in the FA Cup to lowly Leeds Utd today.

He kicked the cleaning lady, Roonie's Ferrari, threw a thermos flask at the groundsman, binned his golden Rolex, stuck a chewed chewing gum in Berbatov's eye and told everybody in best Glaswegian to "FUCK OFF LADDIE!"

Meanwhile Leeds and Liverpool (in solidarity) fans were getting totally pissed after "BONKING" one over their most hated rivals.

The spoilt multi-millionaire players of Man Utd missed the wrath of Fergies raging temper as he was so distraught imagining what this result would do to his reputation and the reputation of the great Man Utd!

Last spotted speeding towards his luxury mock-tudor villa in his fab Merc with tears in his eyes, Sir Alex steamed through 6 red traffic lights, knocked over 5 cats walking on zebra-crossings and was heard screaming:

OOH AAH, OOH AAH, OOH AAH CANTONA IN PERFECT FRENCH!

MAN UTD COULD CERTAINLY HAVE DONE WITH A REAL "SUPERSTAR TODAY"

All they have in their team are wannabee SS's

Nevermind, as long as their bank accounts are stocked with ZERO's and their wrists are filled with Golden diamond studded Rolex's, who gives a shit!!!!!!!!!

Well Done Leeds Utd, you certainly earnt Jaggedone's respect!!

It's the second best thing you've ever done, the first?

Selling Eric (Mon Dieu) to Man Utd!

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