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Monday, 21 December 2009

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Soccer players rally round and claim "this has nothing to do with sport!" and they're f*****g right!!!

"Another one bites the dust" and after 200 million quids worth of investment, on the up and up, semi-final of the Carling cup, numero 6 in the Premiership, it is just not f*****g good enough, imbecile!

Mark Hughes has been forced to bow to the moronic demands of his mega-rich Arabian owners and got the "boot" after failing to reach Nr1!

But surely there can only be one Nr1?

Chelsea, Man United, Arsenal, they just cannot turn over and die (well United are slowly dying!), obviously the Arabian owners of Man City think they can and are demanding that they do just that, DIE!

Fatwahs have been issued on the top 3 and the Sheikh owners have also threatened the FA with a Fatwah if they do not allow Man City to be Nr1, after all they have invested 200 million quid, the FA are rapidly searching for a solution to the problem.

Meanwhile the top 3 have doubled their security and any suspicious, Arabian, dark, looking people, spectators, press or others creeping around the training grounds will be suitably dealt with.

Newsflash: Rio Ferdinand has just been mistakingly arrested limping slightly!!!!!

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